Dry. Dirty. Shaken, not stirred. A few more those martinis and you’ll want to die another day.
Who doesn’t love birthdays! Remember when your friends bought you 21 shots and you woke up in a dumpster spooning a pizza box? Yeah, neither do we.
You know every NBA Jam cheat code, always Triple Buck, and would rather eat your quarter than use Raphael. Arcade or console, you’re always Player One.
Tebrikler! Turkcell 4.5G ile en hızlının en hızlısı etiketini kazandın! Hıza ihtiyaç duyduğun her anda bu etiketi kullanmayı unutma!
You’re cooking up one hot turkey after the next. Now crash that kid’s party, snag some cake, and sneak outta here whit those fly velcro kicks.
Ummm… Yeeaahh… we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B.
You look so burrito-ful in that silver wrap.
Your opponent's shorts are way too short. They've been grunting like a pig all match. Shut 'em up with a 100mph ace-tothe-face. Game. Set. Match
Let this compass guide you on your journey – cause that old GPS is gonna lead you straight into a river. Then charge $99 for new maps to get out.
Did you shred some pow on the black diamonds? Was is gnar gnar? Were the slopes sick?? Are we doing this right???
Can you handle the heat? Or are you too chicken?
Rock solid! That's 20 check-ins at the pumpatoruim! You are repping and gaining. Your routine is totally #squatgoals #fitspo #gains
You deserve this sticker for saying "Namaste" when you could have said "nah imma stay on my couch".
Let's get avo-control.
Great Scott! It's 10.21.15 - the day Marty McFly visited in Back to the Future! Sure they predicted FaceTime but WHERE ARE OUR HOVERBOARDS?!
They’re out of milk, your cart’s wheel is busted, and that lady has way more than 10 items! Here’s hoping Baggs doesn’t dump your eggs on the ground.
Is that freshly baked bread and croissants you smell? Good thing you always roll with butter in your fifth pocket. That IS what it’s for, right??
Thanks for sharing your masterpiece. Photos are better with stickers! Well.. except for that time you took artistic license with thje family portrait.
You’re either on a bar crawl or keep getting tossed from bars for trying to find the bouncer’s tickle spot. Whatever the case, you deserve trophy
That's 10 different bars in the last month. Today, this sticker. Tomorrow... welll probably another bar. You thirsty little barfly…
I'm gonna pop some tags. Hey! I found $20 in the pocket
Sand in your drink, brutal sunburns, that old dude who clearly shouldn’t be wearing a Speedo. Nothing can keep you from the beach.
It's that time of year when every person is waiting to hear those three special words... "I brought pizza
5pm or 5am. Suds McGee knows it’s always Beer O’Clock somewhere. Whatever the time, message a friend and meet up for drinks. We won’t judge.
That’s 4 nights out in a row. Congrats, you’ve won a drink of your choice! Just tell the bartender whatever you want. And then pay for it.
A fresh, locally-sourced, gluten-free, non-GMO organic sticker, picked just for you
You’re now the protector of Bessie, the last unicorn on Earth. No pressure.
Sure you swapped heart necklaces. Maybe even kissed when you were drunk. But only the Besties sticker symbolizes true friendship.
This sticker’s also available in IMAX 3D but it’s gonna cost you another 50 check-ins. Enjoy the show, and try to ignore those teens sucking face.
You snuck a unicorn sticker through airport security! As a reward, use this bitchin' jetpack to get where you're going. All the legroom in the world!
Naughty or nice? Bludolph doesn't care! We're sending him your way to wish you a Merry Christmas no matter what you've been up to this year!
Whether you’re actually reading or just retrieving that flask you hid in that hollowed out novel, you’ve been spending a lot of time around books.
Hope you brought a second pair of pants in case you get a hole in one.
Pardon my French, but this tastes like crepe! (which is great, because that's exactly what I ordered.)
Wear that bowtie with confidence, and roar like Churchill.
Happy Halloween! Be careful, there's a bunch of scary monsters this year - like brain-eating zombies, blooding-sucking vampires, and a million Donald Trumps
We know it’s cheesy, but just wanted to say this sticker goes gouda with crackers and wine..in fact it’s ***Flawless
Welcome to Swarm Podium! You won your first medal without breaking a sweat (or having to pee in a cup!)
Happy New Year! Cheers to all your healthy 2016 resolution! And double cheers to end of January, when you can go back to bragging about your 46 week bar streak
You’ve mastered CoD and can run the Water Temple in your sleep. Now please, take off the headset and join us URL. Your body is ready.
Does this cabbie have any idea where he’s going? Snif Snif. And what on earth is that smell?! Was the last pessenger a giant wat dog?
That’s over 100 days at the same place! They should hang your photo on the wall. Seriously, if they don’t, just hang it up yourself.
Fingers crossed you find that Golden Ticket
Is the moon really made out of cheese? You gouda brie kidding me!
That’s 3 check-ins at dessert shops! Looks like somone’s got a sweet tooth. Do us a favor, don’t delete your cookies. Eat them.
Is today the day you try something new? Layers? Bangs? Frosted Tips? Mullet? Oh, we dare you!
You’ve got a seat, hot coffee and the latest Serial ready to go. Now if only… you could… untangle… these… HOW DID THEY GET SO TANGLED?!
Tebrikler! Artik sen de yazi baslatan bu harika etikete sahipsin. Check-in yaparken, #YazBaslasin dedigin her an Algida etiketini kullabnayi unutma!
Wow that's 5 different homes! Time to hang ten.... dollars on the fridge. If you're gonna stay here you've gotta pay rent, coach surfer.
Whether you're making a scrapbook of your selfies, knitting some knee warmers, or making a paper-mache statue of your cat... you still be covered in glitter
That’s 4 different bars in the same night! YOLO, amirite? That is, unless you’re a cat. Then, YOLNT!
Sure, you feet might be stuck to the floor right now, but you don't have to move when you've got cheap beer and unlimited SNACKS
Bairagini kap, disari cik ve bayrami coskuyla kutla. Cumhuriyet Bayramimiz kutlu olsun!
If allthe world's a stage. I Wish someone would have told me to put pants on.
He changed your diapers, taught you how to ride a bike, and spent years perfecting his Dad bod. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there.
Beer makes you bloated. Wine makes you sleepy. Cocktails are classy. Order an old fashioned and channel your inner Don Draper
Sorry to hear you’re having a crappy day. Her’s a poop sticker to cheer you up. Good thing it’s not scratch and sniff.
You don’t get high thread count sheets without high germ-count remotes. Now go raid the mini-bar, cause that $12 Snickers never looked so good.
Woof Woof! Might wanna keep this sticker on a short leash, we’re not sure it’s house trained yet.
Congrats! Time to celebrate with a bottle of bubbly. Whatever the occasion, just remember to point that champagne cork UP.
You Spin me right round baby. Like a doner spit right round round round
Which house deserves the throne? Lannister, Stark, Targaryen, or Baratheon? Spoiler alert: the dragons eat them all.
Uh-oh! Low battery! Thanks for sparing a little juice on this check-in. Now go find a charger so you can get back to swipping right.
Sticker, sticker, sticker. We made you on a Mac. Now you're good and ready. 8 presents to unwrap!"
This isn’t the droid you’re looking for, but may the 4th be whit you anyway!
The most bang for your buck. The best dough for your dough. Bao down to the greatest food money can buy.
Your 3rd check-in at sandwich shops! Now you can relish in this new sandwich sticker that really cuts the mustard. And that’s no bologna!
You know, in some places mac and cheese is considered a "veggie".... so don't mind me while I get my 3-5 servings a day
NASA launches rockets. We launches stickers. Here's to you, NASA. Keep exploring.
When are y’all metting up? Seems like a perfect sticker to use in Swarm messages. Remember, last one at the bar buys a round.
Vikings didn’t check in on Swarm, but you sure do! 25 check-ins earned you this swet Viking helmet and you didn’t even have to settle in Greenland.
They’ve framed your entire life – from your first steps to that epicly awkward prom photo. Here’s one more frame to capture this Keaton family moment.
Yoga Schmoga! You know true balance comes from navigating a perfectly hot slice without burning the roof of your mouth. “Yuuuhhhmmm”
Wow, you unlocked a foam finger sticker for free! Nice work, ’cause the same foam finger goes for $49.99 in the team store.
When your phone screen cracks. When Seamless is an hour late. When your Uber driver keeps making wrong turns. WHERE IS HE GOING?!
Sure. Keep telling your friends you just like riding bikes. But we all know you’re waiting to get your driver’s license back after “the incident.”
Is that gum under your plate? Does Flo have syrup in her hairnet again? Who cares, this is diner life. Pancakes n’ onion rings, please!
I'll have a single-origin, double roast, triple whip, half=caf with sprinkles. Thanks a latte.
10 restaurants in 30 days? You're a real foodie! Just promise you wont join the Yelp darkside. The Internet's got enought useless on star reviews...
Happy 4sqDay! This sweet treat is a tiny tease of all the new game and fun to come!
You’ve dethroned 3 mayors and maaaaaybe threw someone in front of a train. Take this killer scepter and keep bustin’ crowns. The Super Mayor awaits.
Ummmm… we may not have tossed this entire chicken straight into the deep fryer. Whoops.
You’ve checked in with 5 different friends! Time to dust off those killer mixtapes. Just make sure that last song doesn’t get cut off. Rookie move.
Those were some sweet (and sour) check-ins! Now channel your inner General Tso and order an attack on those soup dumplings.
Okay, maybe you did'n get your face on a cereal box or a shock endorsement, but if Swarm were a competitive sport you'd take home the ghold!
Get ready for 90 minutes of the world’s most beautiful game. As long as there’s no diving… or time wasting… or fans tossing bottles at players…
I'm just an average bird, hanging out at the end of November... nothing to see here. Wait a second! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT STUFFING?
Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Behold Mother Nature’s true beauty. Now if only she’d drop a double rainbow in the sky. Woooaaahh double rainbow.
Here’s to hoping you’re not at a Nickelback show. Cause if so, we recommend you delete this check-in, then stage dive right into the floor.
Between October 1-15, every time you check in we'll make a donation to Alley Cat Rescue to help save a kitty! Don't be a grump; spread the word #EveryCheckinSavesAKitten
10 trips to the gym in 30 days. Well done! Pound your protein shake, grab a hot shower and wreck a 20-thousand piece McNugget. You deserve it!
If we had a nickel for every time you said ‘i’m never drinking again’ we’d buy you a beer. Tonight. Good luck surviving till then!
Out here getting s'more bug bites, singing s'more kumbaya and telling s'more ghost stories. It's getting in tents out there
You see a way of saying I love you. We see 1 of 16 heart containers hidden throughout Hyrule.
50 shades of gray? More like 50 shades of green. Kale, sprouts, even swiss chard. Nothing’s off-limits in your salad. Except, you know, bacon.
Welcome home! Time to lose those pants and melt into your couch with a pint of cookie dough and your parents’ Netflix account. Just close the blinds.
OMG! So many beers! Better go with a flight, or two, or three. But steer clear of the gift shop. Last time you bought a koozie for your growler.
Rice, beans, cheese, cilantro. Why eat anything else when you can get all four food groups wrapped in one huge pound of foil? Time to guac & roll.
The rugs are rolled up. The table cleared off. Focus on the back of the cup. Deep breath - you got this. Smooth release.... Kerplunk! SEND 'EM BACK!!!
This ain’t Seaworld, this is as real as is gets. I’m on a boat, M’er F’er, don’t you ever forget!
Cay Arap Faik'ten aliyorduk. Karabuk'te ikinci yukleme yapiliyordu. Adana'ya kadar da ben kullaniyordum kamyonu...
I scream, you scream, we all scream for – WAIT! STOP EVERYTHING! IS THAT MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH?!?!?! OMFG!
Not to Jalepeño business, but we KNOW you taco 'bout tacos on Tuesdays.
An ode to Sweet & Vicious from Foursquare HQ: Cherries are red, tequila's not blue. Jargaritas are delicious, but don'thave more than two.
I donut think you're ready for this jelly
$50 for bags? $25 for legroom? $30 for a pillow?! At least this sticker is free. Now turn off your phone before it takes down this plane.
Who cares if your flat white just cost ya $10 bucks. You’re getting free wi-fi! Free, extremely slow wi-fi. Drink it up.
Through thick and thin(ly sliced), we think you're all that - and a bag of chips.
Baby we were born to runninnnn (out of money because we keep justifying adding protein powder and extra ginger shots)
Yum-yum. Just don't try to slap it on my face.
Everything you own is covered in hair. Your cat has its own instagram feed. She wears hats. Plurar. Embrace it, you’re a crazy cat person
Ok coach. 4th and goal. Do you: Run a deep dish pizza? Pass the taco dip? Or QB sneak the last wing of shame? Just make sure your belly gets fully inflated
You’re totally not reading BuzzFeed all day. Here’s a sticker for being so productive. Now back to that “Which Sticker Are You?” quiz.
I got 99 problem, but a chair ain't one
In 46 B.C Caesr added Leap Years to stop people from adding and removing days from the calendar. We're pretty happy about his work in the salad world as well
You always split 8’s, hate double-zero and smell like you swan in an ashtray. Ahhh, the windowless world of casinos. Let it ride n’roll them dice!
Ever wish you had a lobster claw for an arm? You’d have endless, regenerating lobster meat! No?! Then give us this sticker back! You don’t deserve it!
That guy sees the artist’s dark and troubled past. You see a pile of cans. Admit it, you’re here for the free wine. Wait, there’s no wine in here?!
Four times in one week at the same place? Way to plant your flag and mark your territory. You must know the owner. Hook us up with some freebies!
Now that you’ve finally got your name on rice, grab an Orange Julius and fight your way through these teenage mallrats. Wait, where’d we park the car?
Where everyday is a one day sale and you can buy a soup ladle, swimwear and get a makeover all in one place
You're getting sleepy... verrrrrry sleepy
All those years playing Mall Madness are finally paying off. Here’s a black card to go with all the others you maxed out today.
You don’t waste your time or money in cabs. You know the fastest way around is the metro, even if it means being one with the rats.
We heard you Livin’ on a Player and Drop it Like it’s Hot. Impressive pipes! Now go warm up, cause we wanna hear you Roar! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Udon need to hear it from us. Ramen is pho-nomenal.. we'll let you stew on that one. #souppuns
Happy Anniversary Mario! Here's to 30 years of stomping goombas and collecting coins. But sadly, your princess is STILL in another castle.
Hey! Call your mom -- or maybe get her name tattooed on your arm. It'll last a lot longer than flowers. Happy Mother's Day to each and every mom!
Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey, please don't fling your poo.
Welcome to The Bland Canyon. Now quick! make sure to get a photo before the next tour bus arrives...
THATSTHREECOFEESHOPSTODAY! Maybe you should consider decaf, otherwise you’ll be up watching Carson Daly. We wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemy.
We pit-tea the fool that steeps weak brews! (Only joking, can't we all just get oolong?)
Yawn! Looks like somebody could use a cat nap. Just curl up under your desk. We’ll cover for you.
Quickly tell your friend you disapprove. Or sentence him to a Gladiator’s death in the arena. Your call.
Keep calm and curry on
Sure we got teased in school for playing games and collecting stickers. But look at us now! Playing games. And. Still. Collecting. Stickers.
Just how deep is the water? Nessie doesn't know. Monster swimming lessons are too expensive
Welcome to the party! Keep checking in to unlock more stickers. We promise, they’re not all hats.
Hello, Bonjour, Hola, Ciao, Konichiwa, this sticker.
Bye, bye. Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy made a resy, but they didn't have fries
We wasted olive our time trying to come up with a good pun. It's the pits
Everything's betta with a little feta
Frankly, I don't want none unless you got buns, hun. (But seriously, dont't grab hot dogs off the grill and eat them with your hands, peaple may look at you funny.)
10 check-ins in 12 hours! What’s next, posting a screenshot of this sticker to Instagram and Twitter? Go ahead, try it. #swarmovershare
She may not be able to ground you, or take away your cell phone, but you should still respect your Mother Nature.
Know what’s better than a quarter pounder with cheese? Two quarter pounders with cheese. We’ll get the defibrillator ready, you grab the ketchup.
Ahh, that new car smell. Don't stink and drive
Like a majestic predator hunting in the night, you just captured the perfect prey, smothered in sauce and cheese. Well done, Pizza Owl.
Brisket, ribs or pulled pork? Mac n’ cheese, mac n’ cheese, or mac n’ cheese? Better dig in before this sticker gets to the table. He’s a real pig.
Holy schnitzel! Is that Hans Gruber's Lederhosen?!
Brunch. The only meal where you can get boozy with pancakes and a burger! And yes, that Bloody Mary counts as a serving of veggies. 1 down 8 to go.
You know what would be great right now? Super Mario Kart and a huge bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Mind blown.
You could ride throught vaults whit goblings then escape on a dragon. Or you could just get $40 fast cash.
Hey There! We've caugh the Walgreens Red Nose Day Spirit. Add this sticker to your check-in and head to a Walgreens counter to help fight children's poverty.
Shop till you drop! This shopping bag will help you carry all your finds. How much did you spend? Who cares! You still have your ex’s card.
Learn from our mistakes: It is NOT called nail mail because they want you to mail actual snails
Look who’s working on that six-pack. Go ahead, take that locker room selfie. But please, no selfie sticks. you’re better than that.
Hope you're packing some butter.... 'cause you and your crew are rollin' deep (Just try not to eat Bob.)
Life is all about balance, a salad for lunch... so you can eat a pint of ice cream for dinner and not carrot all
Roses are red. Violets are blue. In the wodrs of Ralph Wiggum, I choo-choo-choose you!
Maybe you're born with it, maybe it's $500 worth of bronzer
Cover: $15. Drinks: $50. Getting your toes stepped on, losing your hearing, and being blinded by lasers: priceless
To toast? Or not to toast? That is the question.
“The are two kinds of people who wear sunglasses indoors: blind people and assholes.” – Larry David
Pick a color: Fire Engine Red, Tasteful Nude or our personal favourite shade, #FFA633
Forget the haters who made fun of all your food pics. They don't have this flashy new sticker! (see what we did there)? Now, which filter says 'brussel sprouds'?
Ask your doctor if checking in on Swarm is right for you. For best result take twice daily with food
Two medals down.. Grab your spandex and go for gold! No double back handsprings required.
There’s not mushroom for meat on this stick. (Sorry that pun was falawful.)
Searching for St. Patrick’s Day magic? Drink enough Guinness and you’re bound to see a leprechaun.
Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd. Buy me a big beer and lots of snacks. I don’t care if I ever get back.
There must have been some Co2 in the old silk hat they found, for when they placed it onhis head, he melted to the grouns...
You’ve mastered the value menu, memorized the combo meals, and calculated optimal PPN (price per nugget). Welcome to the 5,000 calorie club.
Your Apple Watch measures heartbeat. Nike+ tracks your pace. This sticker calculates how much you’d rather be doing anything other than running.
The meteorologist is calling for 2 feet. You know it’s gonna be 2 inches. Fingers crossed they’re rihgt for once and you get that snow day.
As I was walking through the endless aisles, I couldn't help but wonder... was everyone buying Crocs but me? - Carrie Bradshaw, probably
Fettuccine, linguine, rigatoni. You’ve evolved into a spaghetti monster that won’t discriminate. Now grab some bread and zamboni that plate clean.
It's totally worth paying money to unwindulax at the spa because when you put cucumbers on you eyes at home you 'ruined dinner
Here’s to life, liberty and the pursuit of inhaling 70 hotdogs in 10 mins. Happy 4th! Enjoy all the blurry firework photos.
Need to impress your date? Sorry for being a prick? Accidentally hugged an actual cactus? You should get some flowers
Pour one out for all of your socks that have gone missing.
You must be at least... *this* tall to unlock this Sticker
Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.
If you're hammering away at a project, but still feel screwed, grab some duct tape or better yet, super glue!
This little cloud is out to soak your socks and flip your umbrella inside out. Stay inside before you get zapped.
Checked-in 7 days in a row… that’s one heck of a streak! Time to dust off that birthday suit. Don’t worry, we’ll post your bail.
The expression rings true: “Beer before liquor… unlock a new sticker!” Get home safe. And remember, friends don’t let friends do Jägerbombs.
Boning up on your story? Great! Just please don't touch the actual bones... or any artifacts for that matter. We really shouldn't have to keep telling you this.
Suns out guns out, right? Wrong. Come on guys, unless you’re mowing the lawn, keep the sleeves on.
Rise and shine! Start your day with eggs, bacon and this new sunny side sticker. And no you can’t substitute it for the hash browns.
You’ve held 5 mayorships at once! In the words of Uncle Ben, “with great power comes great responsibility.” Or was it “fluff with fork and serve”?
Yo dawg, we heard you like stickers, so we put a sticker in your sticker, so you can Swarm while you Swarm
Thanks for all the edits!
There are 50 others checked in here – this place is swarming! Good thing we make apps for people, not bees.
Pantsuit? Red Hat? Wheter you are a nasty woman, or a bad hombre, your vote count today
Remember, if you drop your phone into the ater, just put it in a bag with Condoleezza Rice. We’re pretty sure that’s right. Yeah, that’s right.
Are we there yet?
Oh my. What are these lines drawn all over me? I sure I’m getting fitted for a suit…
You sure love dining out. Can we interest you in today’s special? It’s a gluten-free, grass-fed, farm-to-table sticker. Enjoy!
Japanese legend says anyone who folds 1000 origami cranes will be granted a wish. 1000 check-ins gets you a lousy sticker. Sorry ’bout that.
What do you mean I can't AirPlay my Alexa to my VCR?? Okay, fine. I'll buy the dongle
Excuse me, I'd like to return this black and blue dress...
Pop Quiz! If a sticker leaves a train station in Chicago at 10am, what is the coefficient of the average swarm check-in, squared? PENCILS DOWN!"
No wasabi too hot, no ikizukuri too bold. You slayed the dragon roll and lived to tell the tale.
How about a night of take-out at my pad
You're an adventurer. A true explorer. So brave going out into uncharted... what's that? You ate all the snacks 10 minutes into the hike? Okay, time to go home
We all know the best photos of you are taken by you... from the vantage of very long stick. No need to ask for help, you can hold up the Leaning Tower of Pisa AND your phone at the same time.
Okay so you're gonna take a left and then another left and then on more left and then to do that 200 times. At 200mph. Trust me, you can't get lost
Do: get a jumbo slushie and a questionable hot dog. Don't: Swarm and drive.
We live our lives a quarter mile at a time, especially when Waze keeps sending us down these windy backroads. Where the hell are we?!
Circle, circle. Dot, dot. Now you've got your cootie shot
Getting your grub on the go? Nothing beats street meat
From our 2015 vintage, this sticker has medium tannins with hints of oak and sweaty horse blanket. Pairs well with Spaghetti Monster sticker.
Tebrikler! Artık sen de yazı başlatan bu harika etikete sahipsin. Check-in yaparken, #YazBaşlasın dediğin her an Algida etiketini kullanmayı unutma!
Let people know you’re onborad with their plans. Please don’t use this to hitchhike a ride straight to some wacko’s freezer.
Looks like someone’s celebrating Youth + Sports day. Have fun out there, but whatever you do, please don’t drop the torch!